These are fake but funny secret agent documents, outlining missions that never happened. Me and my friend started
writing fake e-mails like this, and that is how this page originated. The ones that have a 
beside them
are original messages that were in the e-mails. Have fun!
NOTE:P.I.S.S STANDS FOR PRINCE ICKYPOO SECRET SERVICE
AGENT 666
P.I.S.S Undercover Agent
Agent 666,
We have intercepted a transmission from The Carrot Man. He plans to overthrow the Canadian government
and take over the country! We must stop him. We are sending you on an insignificant and overly dangerous spy mission to
The Carrot Man's outhouse. There, you will take pictures of the area beneath the hole, and perhaps take a
sample of it. Our scientists suspect this brown, chunky substance is plastic explosives, that will be used to blow Jean
Chretien sky high! Although nobody likes him, it is our job to protect the little weasel. Good luck on your mission.
Lots of love,
MM
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Agent 666,
Good work on your recon mission in the outhouse. What you picked up and carefully placed in the teapot warmer was only
tidbits from The Carrot Man's lunch, breakfast and possibly dinner from the previous day. But the pictures you
took were excellent. We now know the outhouse is made of Western Pine, a highly legal wood in these parts. Your next mission
will be to find why he is getting a woody. the wood. Good luck, and may the force (of gravity) be with you.
xoxoxoxo
MM
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Agent 666,
We now know why he is getting the wood! To build his secret factory for producing stuffed animals that resemble elephants,
but are really super explosive cans of peanut butter! This is a sticky situation. You must burn his wood so it may never
return.
Hugs and Kisses,
MM
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Agent 666,
Our headquarters are in danger. The powerful candy crust is cracking, the choclaty shell is melting and shifting. Worst
of all The Carrot Man's stuffed elephant, the center of our operation, is about to explode. It is up to you to
search the area for what's left of the plastic-explosive-elephant-peanut-butter-thingy and whack it with a hammer. good luck
on your mission.
All rights reserved,
MM
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